2020.03.13
Meanwhile back on Alternate Earth
Marvel Special Issue 23
Doctor Jones became a part
Of a secret history
He found a hammer in a cave
And much to his surprise
The mighty power of the Ancient Gods
Hit him from the skies
( Chorus )
Thor is Doctor Jones
Thor is Doctor Jones
He's got the power of Asgard
Deep inside his bones.
He brings down thunder from the skies
With Mjolnir on his hip
Beats Nazis with his own bare hands
Doesn't need to use a whip
He's working for the Allies
To keep his country free
Kickin' ass with the Howling Commandos
And doin' archaeology.
( Repeat chorus )